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Apocalypse Café:
Dive into the weird and wonderful culinary offerings at CultCon’s Apocalypse Café, where our brave journalist tries it all—except the ominous Kult-Aid.
Luxury Suburbia on Mars:
Major companies like Dark Stone are purchasing vast swathes of land on Mars, planning luxurious enclaves for the ultra-wealthy. Critics argue this highlights global inequality and questions sustainability.
Digital Nomad Visas:
In a surprising turn, countries are offering perks like free housing and tax breaks to attract illegal entrants, aiming to address labor shortages and boost local economies. Critics warn of potential risks, while proponents see innovative solutions.
Climate Change Rebranded:
In response to climate protests and monument vandalism, PR firms have rebranded climate change as 'Weather Freedom.' This controversial move aims to shift public perception, but critics argue it trivializes the climate crisis.
Luxury Bunkers:
With climate disasters and geopolitical tensions on the rise, influential figures are investing in luxury bunkers to ensure survival in style. Explore how these high-end shelters reflect growing inequalities in an uncertain world.
Government Run by 12-Year-Old:
The government, now under the command of a 12-year-old gamer, faces chaos as military spending soars, taxes remain high, and domestic needs are ignored. Can the nation survive this unprecedented leadership experiment?
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