Diablo Makes a Quick Exit from Earth:

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Sep 16

A menacing figure with horns stands with folded arms in front of a blazing sun, towering over a city skyline, encapsulating the feeling of a hellish presence on Earth.

Convinced He Never Left Hell in the First Place

In a truly unexpected twist, Diablo, the infamous Lord of Terror, decided to pay a visit to Earth, only to pack his bags and leave in a hurry, utterly convinced that he had never actually left the fiery realm of Hell.

Diablo's arrival on Earth was, for a lack of a better term, rather anti-climactic. The skies darkened, flames flickered, and the sounds of his menacing presence were akin to a tired Halloween soundtrack and bewildered passersby wondered if it was just another summer thunderstorm.

"I thought I'd take a breather from my usual haunt," Diablo lamented at a local fast-food drive-thru. "But as soon as I landed here, it felt like I was stuck in a never-ending loop of the same fiery torment."

The Lord of Terror, renowned for his love of chaos, destruction, and all things wicked, couldn't help but notice the uncanny resemblance between Earth and his infernal domain. He strolled through Earth's bustling cities, visited its amusement parks, and even endured a binge-watching session of reality TV, all of which left him unimpressed.

A dark and gritty urban street scene with a man in a red jacket at the center, evoking a post-apocalyptic mood that resonates with Diablo's disappointment in Earth.

"They've got roller coasters and nachos, but this place is just Hell with a brighter paint job," Diablo sighed, shaking his horned head. "Even their traffic jams have a hellish quality about them."

Diablo's unexpected appearance on Earth caused quite the stir, with humans scrambling to summon exorcists, procure holy water, and re-read Dante's Inferno. In response, local authorities advised citizens to stay indoors and refrain from making eye contact with any horned, spiky creatures.

However, after just 24 hours of wandering Earth's inferno-like landscape, Diablo came to a sobering realization. "I'm starting to think I never left Hell in the first place," he muttered, rubbing his temples in exasperation. "This place is just an alternate level with more colors and less brimstone."

With that, Diablo vanished in a puff of smoke, returning to the depths of Hell from whence he came, leaving Earth to collectively shrug in bemusement. Turns out, Earth might be an intriguing place, but even for the Lord of Terror, it can be a little too much like home.