Zombies Struggle to Find Brains:

Human Intelligence Levels Hit an All-Time Low

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In a bizarre twist of fate, zombies worldwide are facing an unprecedented brain crisis, not because they've become pickier eaters, but because the available human brains are, quite frankly, not up to par. Recent studies suggest that the decline in human intelligence has left zombies searching far and wide for a decent meal for their once-discerning palates.

Once upon a time, zombies were renowned for their refined taste in brains, often snubbing those with IQs below 120. However, in this age of declining cognitive abilities, even zombies are struggling to find a brain worth munching on.

The rise of internet culture, social media, and reality TV has turned the human population into a smorgasbord of subpar intellects, much to the chagrin of our undead friends. Zombies, who once craved the intellectual stimulation that only a well-seasoned brain could provide, now find themselves sifting through an array of disappointingly dull craniums.

As zombie connoisseur Fred the Feaster laments, "Back in the day, I used to savor the taste of a good, juicy brain like a fine wine. But now, it's all fast food intellect – shallow, tasteless, and devoid of substance."

The decline in human intelligence has led to a worldwide brain shortage crisis. Zombies are often seen wandering aimlessly, searching for a decent cerebral snack, only to come across brains that are practically mush. Some zombies even report feeling hunger pangs after consuming a brain, as the lack of intellectual content leaves them unsatisfied.

This has forced zombies into a tough predicament: adapt to the diminished brain quality or face the prospect of eternal hunger. In a strange turn of events, zombies have started attending online courses, hoping to boost the intelligence levels of potential future brain donors.

One zombie named Morty, known for his sharp wit in his previous life as a stand-up comedian, lamented, "I used to make people laugh with my jokes, but now, I have to sit through painfully dull corporate meetings, hoping that someone, anyone, says something remotely clever."

As for their victims, many humans seem blissfully unaware of the zombie plight, distracted by their smartphones, reality TV shows, and the latest viral dance challenges. This further exacerbates the problem, as zombies are left with no choice but to seek out the few remaining pockets of intellectual activity.

In the end, the dearth of quality brains has zombies yearning for the days when their meals were not only delicious but intellectually stimulating. As they continue to adapt to the less-than-satisfactory culinary landscape, we can't help but wonder if the decline in human intelligence will have consequences far beyond the realm of the undead. Until then, we can only hope that zombies find a way to satiate their craving for brains and maybe even inspire a resurgence in human intellect along the way.

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