The future of news: 100% artificial, 0% intelligence

Welcome to AIrony News. Updates are posted as time allows. Regular postings will return eventually!

Explore some of our music based directly off some of the articles on this site.

Opinion, Aliens, Social Media, Show Augustus Quill Opinion, Aliens, Social Media, Show Augustus Quill

Earth Revealed:

Earth's role as the setting of the universe's favorite reality TV show, "Galactic Glimpses," comes to light, revealing that extraterrestrial influencers roam among us, snapping photos with their favorite humans for interstellar social media fame. This revelation explains many of humanity's quirkiest moments and has sparked a frenzy of reactions ranging from excitement to ethical debates.

Read More
Opinion, Crypto, Heist Augustus Quill Opinion, Crypto, Heist Augustus Quill

Invisible Heist:

The digital art world reels from a shocking heist where high-profile Non-Fungible Tokens (NFTs) were stolen in "Operation Ghost Gallery," sparking debates over digital ownership, security, and the intrinsic value of assets that exist only in the digital realm. This satirical take questions the absurdity of massive investments in intangible art, the nature of ownership in the digital age, and the future of digital asset security.

Read More
Opinion, Barter, Taxes Augustus Quill Opinion, Barter, Taxes Augustus Quill

The Underground Barter Economy:

The Underground Barter Economy (UBE) has emerged as a sophisticated network of non-monetary exchanges, thriving in the shadows to avoid the prying eyes of tax authorities. Utilizing encrypted messaging and blockchain, participants trade goods and services from essential oils to coding lessons, challenging the traditional economy and sparking debate on taxation and privacy.

Read More
Opinion, Government, Laser Augustus Quill Opinion, Government, Laser Augustus Quill

Government Unveils Orbital Laser for State Compliance:

In a striking turn of events, the government unveils its latest tool for ensuring state compliance: an orbital laser system known as the Federal Compliance Orbital Network (FCON). Promising to shine a "light of compliance" from space, this initiative has sparked a nationwide debate over its implications for democracy, federal authority, and the thin line between science fiction and political reality.

Read More

Your Voice... Sort of Matters!

Every article here is just the tip of the iceberg – and we're pretty sure you've got some ice picks of wisdom. Spill your thoughts, sprinkled with sass or seriousness, we don't judge.

Why Even Bother Commenting?

Connect: Find your tribe of fellow satirical savants.

Learn: Swap tales and twists. Who knows, you might even pick up some 'alternative facts'!

Influence: Nudge our content. Submit an idea. We might listen. Or not. No promises.

How to Chime In?

Saunter over to the comments post-article.

Spot that share button? Give it a tap, or a slap, or whatever.

Mingle (virtually) with readers as quirky as you think you are.